Catharsis for annoyances in life, ranging from infuriating idiocies to minor annoyances that could even have justifiable causes.

ANTLR file naming

% antlr3 BlahBlah.g 
error(8):  file BlahBlah.g contains grammar FooBar; names must be identical

Seriously. Why the fuck do you care about the name of my file.

Visual Studio 2010 variadic macros

#define FOO(a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, ...) h
#define COUNT(...) FOO(__VA_ARGS__, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0)

int x = COUNT(0, 0, 0);
printf("This macro has %d arguments\n"), x);

Fuck you, Visual Studio, for printing 1 where every other compiler on the planet can count to 3.